tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8624254435992330014.post743583357384646221..comments2023-10-28T08:31:25.462-04:00Comments on Subway Squawkers - A Yankees-Mets Rivalry Blog: But does Julian Tavarez think the Mets look like Jennifer Lopez?Subway Squawkershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04156896665605326549noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8624254435992330014.post-16681420165715125082009-07-21T10:48:24.368-04:002009-07-21T10:48:24.368-04:00Well, the Mets don't look like Jennifer Lopez....Well, the Mets don't look like Jennifer Lopez. Phyllis Diller comes to mind: "I'm not in Who's Who, but I'm featured in What's That!"<br /><br />Let's see, can we use J-Lo puns on the Mets? She did make a movie called "Enough." But the last four years, the Mets have been a bigger bomb than "Gigli." J-Lo sang "My Love Don't Cost a Thing," but love of the Mets will cost you a few gray hairs. The Mets' Playoff hopes are "Out of Sight." And beating the Washington "Natinals" (at least they spelled "NATIONALS" right on their uniforms last night) isn't enough to make Met fans say "I'm Glad." So don't be fooled by the rocks that they got... Oh, wait, this generation of Mets doesn't have any rocks. Not from the neck down, anyway.<br /><br />J-Lo turns 40 on Friday. Hey, maybe the Mets should sign her. After all, it's not like she'd demand more money that Carlos Beltran, and she's not as big a diva as Jose Reyes. And, of course, despite her, uh, most familiar physical feature, Omar Minaya would still be the biggest... oh, fill in the rest of the punchline yourself!Uncle Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11618876073064128027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8624254435992330014.post-7035063976677406172009-07-20T20:09:48.053-04:002009-07-20T20:09:48.053-04:00Jon, why would the Mets sign Tavarez? I know that...Jon, why would the Mets sign Tavarez? I know that you are making an attempt at humor, but the attempt should be grounded in reality. <br />The mets don't need bullpen arms, they need bodies to fill out the major league roster. Lugo is not someone that I would trade for, but if he is on the cheap, why not add another infielder to give Cora, Castillo, and Wright a rest once in a while?<br />kmAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com