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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Alternate viewing choices for the disgruntled Met fan

Armageddon is here. For those of us looking for something else to watch on TV tonight, here are some options:

8 p.m. NBC - Monsters vs. Aliens: Mutant Pumpkins From Outer Space. Once again, someone has stolen my idea for a screenplay. If you can't figure out if the Yankees are the monsters and the Phillies are the aliens or if it is the other way around, you can watch the program again at 8:30.

8 p.m. ABC - It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. Met fans got a rock.

8 p.m. IFC - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The 1974 original, described as "young adults encounter a demented family of butchers." A travel guide for Yankee fans with tickets to a World Series game in Philly.

8 p.m. CMT - Are You Smarter Than a Fifth-Grader? Job fair for openings on the Mets' medical staff.

9 p.m. SNY - Darryl Strawberry Golf Tournament. As if we needed reminding that the Mets are out playing golf while the Yankees and Phillies are in the World Series.

3 comments:

Ryan O said...

Thanks Jon, ill probably just shoot up some heroin.

Rob A from BBD said...

What a nice post. You should do this more often, like 162 nights next season because in reality, isn't watching anything better than watching the Mets?

Actually, shouldn't Mets fans watch tonight? Then they might find out what good baseball is.

Ryan O said...

still kickin us while were down...stay classy. I plan on not watching a pitch and not wasting 5 hours of my time.