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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Squawkers in Big League Stew!

Hail to the Met? Yankee-in-Chief? To commemorate the inauguration, Big League Stew, a Yahoo! sports blog, asked the Subway Squawkers to imagine if a Met or Yankee became president.

Check it out at http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Subway-Squawking-Mets-or-Yankees-in-the-White-H?urn=mlb,135884 and tell us what you think.

And thanks to Big League Stew editor Kevin Kaduk for giving us a chance to squawk on his site.

1 comment:

1 said...

Too many obvious jokes were missed.

President Jeter would have a new First lady every week.

President Strawberry and VP Gooden would be taking Air Force One on "Goodwill" missions to the Colombian jungles and returning with special care packages all of exactly 1 Kilo.

President Vince Coleman would sneak up on our enemies and throw cherry bombs and giggle like a school girl.

President Mantle would declare Johnny Walker, Jack Daniels, and Jim Beam his co-Chiefs of Staff

President Berra would baffle the rest of the world into submission with a non-stop barrage of Yogi-isms

President Beltran would end the War in Iraq, reduce the national debt, and hit 8 home runs in the months leading up to his election. Then chill for like a year without really doing anything after he's elected and then realize about 18 months in that he has to start accomplishing some things otherwise he won't be able to cash in on the lecture circuit when his term is up.

President DiMaggio would see how many consecutive bills he could safely sign without congress voting them down.

And last but not least, Hot dog breaks every half page for President Babe Ruth during important speeches